15 Famous Man Bulges
#1. Michael Phelps (with teammate)Olympic Swimmer Bulge is best emphasized by nude-colored fabric and a hot physique, but not a cold pool.#2. Travis FimmellThe first in the grand trilogy of Calvin Klein underwear models. All I have to say is DING DONG!
#3. Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg)The most innocent, earnest, and well-hung porn star in the movies.#4. Cisco AdlerReally, in this case, the twig was just an accessory to the rather, um, saggy berries.#4. Al Gore Unfortunately, the Presidential nominee’s prominent bulge on the cover of Rolling Stone did not help him win the presidency#5. Mark WahlbergWhy do you think he was cast as Dirk Diggler?#6. David Bowie in “Labyrinth”Perhaps the first time our young minds ever noticed a bulge was when watching this movie.#7. George BushThe flight uniform is doing a few favors, for sure.#8. Michael JacksonFor a guy who didn’t seem to have much, he sure liked to grab it a lot.#9. Djimon HounsouThe third and possibly the best in the Calvin Klein Underwear Model trilogy. Fun fact: Did you know he played a bouncer in the very first episode of “90210”?#10. The Rolling Stones’ Sticky FingersShot by arty perv, Andy Warhol, natch.#11. Marlon Brando (in “The Wild Ones”)I prefer to remember his crotch this way, rather than in the “Last Tango In Paris” way.#12. Daniel Craig (as James Bond)Bulge. James Bulge.#13. Abercrombie & Fitch StorefrontSee, this brand loves to objectify men too! #14. Stephen ColbertHmm, what’s The Word? Crotchtastic.#15. Cristiano RenaldoBallsy, on and off the field.
