Correct Definitions
ABSENT MINDED PERSON -- One who stands in front of the mirror for hours
trying to remember where he has seen the person before.
LECTURE -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either."
OPPORTUNISTS -- One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally
falls in a river.
CONFERENCE -- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
COMPROMISE -- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
LOVE AFFAIRS -- Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test.
TEARS -- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
DICTIONARY -- A place where divorce comes before marriage.
CIGARETTE -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool on the other.
CONFERENCE ROOM -- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
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