15 Famous Man Bulges
#1. Michael Phelps (with teammate)
Olympic Swimmer Bulge is best emphasized by nude-colored fabric and a hot physique, but not a cold pool.
#2. Travis Fimmell
The first in the grand trilogy of Calvin Klein underwear models. All I have to say is DING DONG!
#3. Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg)
The most innocent, earnest, and well-hung porn star in the movies.
#4. Cisco Adler
Really, in this case, the twig was just an accessory to the rather, um, saggy berries.
#4. Al Gore
Unfortunately, the Presidential nominee’s prominent bulge on the cover of Rolling Stone did not help him win the presidency
#5. Mark Wahlberg
Why do you think he was cast as Dirk Diggler?
#6. David Bowie in “Labyrinth”
Perhaps the first time our young minds ever noticed a bulge was when watching this movie.
#7. George Bush
The flight uniform is doing a few favors, for sure.
#8. Michael Jackson
For a guy who didn’t seem to have much, he sure liked to grab it a lot.
#9. Djimon Hounsou
The third and possibly the best in the Calvin Klein Underwear Model trilogy. Fun fact: Did you know he played a bouncer in the very first episode of “90210”?
#10. The Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers
Shot by arty perv, Andy Warhol, natch.
#11. Marlon Brando (in “The Wild Ones”)
I prefer to remember his crotch this way, rather than in the “Last Tango In Paris” way.
#12. Daniel Craig (as James Bond)
Bulge. James Bulge.
#13. Abercrombie & Fitch Storefront
See, this brand loves to objectify men too!
#14. Stephen Colbert
Hmm, what’s The Word? Crotchtastic.
#15. Cristiano Renaldo
Ballsy, on and off the field.
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