Correct Definitions

    Correct Definitions



    ABSENT MINDED PERSON -- One who stands in front of the mirror for hours
    trying to remember where he has seen the person before.

    LECTURE -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the
    lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
    of either."

    OPPORTUNISTS -- One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally
    falls in a river.

    CONFERENCE -- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    COMPROMISE -- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
    believes he got the biggest piece.

    LOVE AFFAIRS -- Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
    more popular than a five day test.

    TEARS -- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
    feminine waterpower.

    DICTIONARY -- A place where divorce comes before marriage.

    CIGARETTE -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
    fool on the other.

    CONFERENCE ROOM -- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
    everybody disagrees later on.
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