3 Rednecks in a Morgue

    3 Rednecks in a Morgue

    Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death.

    The coroner points to the first dead man. "This is Cletus,he says. He died after winning $23 million on the state lottery".

    He then moves onto the second smiling corpse. "This is Bo,the coroner says with a grin. He died having oral sex with Trudy-May".

    Finally he moves onto the last smiling corpse. "This is Roscoe,says the coroner.He died after being struck by lightning"."Well",asks the detective."Why in the hell was he smiling?Oh,says the coroner. "He thought he was having his picture taken".
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