IF MEN RULED THE WORLD: TOP 26 LIST
1. Any fake phone number a girl gave you wouldSource URL: http://gbejadacosta.blogspot.com/2010/12/if-men-ruled-world-top-26-list.html
automatically forward your call to her real number.
2. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
an acceptable response to “I love you.”
3. Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your name
again?” cards.
4. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during
the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the
screen during a time-out.
5. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of
the NFL team of your choice.
6. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
7. “Sorry I’m late, but I got really wasted last night” would
be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
8. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and
you’d jump out your window and slide down the
tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car
like Fred Flintstone.
9. It’d be considered harmless fun to gather
30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go
pillage a nearby town.
10. When a cop gave you a ticket, every
smart-aleck answer you responded with
would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop:
“You know how fast you were going?” You:
“All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over
the place.” Cop: “Nice one. That’s $10 off.”
11. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
12. Garbage would take itself out.
13. Instead of beer belly, you’d get “beer biceps.”
14. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could
present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said,
“You’re #1!”
15. Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th so it
would only occur in leap years.
17. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you’d get
the day off to go drinking. Mother’s Day, too.
18. St. Patrick’s Day, however, would remain exactly the
same. But it would be celebrated every month.
19. “COPS” would be broadcast live, and you could phone
in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
20. The only show opposite “Monday Night Football”
would be “Monday Night Football from a Different Camera
Angle.”
21. The candle shops in the mall would sell candles that
smell like whiskey and beer.
22. Women would have to obtain a license before wearing
spandex or short shorts (sorta like conceal carry laws).
23. Women suffering from PMS would be required to
wear a burka.
24. Gun racks would be standard on all American
cars.
25. There would be a device that automatically raised
and lowered toilet seats.
26. 2006 Cloning Act: ”Only Jessica Alba may be
cloned.”
Visit Gbejada Costa for Daily Updated Hairstyles Collection
