Ten Words that Don’t Exist...but Should!
Source URL: http://gbejadacosta.blogspot.com/2010/12/ten-words-that-dont-existbut-should.html1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the
ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
2. CARPETUATION (kar pet’ u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a
dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it,
then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more
chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of
candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming
this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.
4. ELBONICS (el bon’iks) n. The actions of two people
maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
5. UNDUST (un dust’) n. The small line of debris that refuses
to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person
across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep
it under the rug.
6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. The
act of manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container
so badly that one has to resort to the ‘illegal’ side.
7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant
whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking
diners if they want ground pepper.
8. PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they
answer.
9. LATTEBLOW (la tay’ blow) v. Unintentional expusion of
milk through the nose during a laugh.
10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of
always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it
up, even when you’re only six inches away.
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