THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT,VERY DIFFICULT,DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOUR DRUNK
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2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWN
RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely
out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear
me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any
attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I’d hate to look like a
fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have
to work in the morning.
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PARDON
A boss is like a diaper.Always on your ass and usually full of shit!!
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BOB & THE BLONDE
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9:58pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV. The 10pm news was
coming on. The news crew was covering the story
of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do
you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on
the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to
Bob, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on
the 5pm news, and so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money...
Source URL: http://gbejadacosta.blogspot.com/2010/12/things-that-are-difficultvery.html9:58pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV. The 10pm news was
coming on. The news crew was covering the story
of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do
you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on
the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to
Bob, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on
the 5pm news, and so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money...
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