WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

(1) You can enjoy a beer

all month long.
(2) Beer stains wash
out.
(3) You don’t have to
wine & dine a beer.
(4) A beer will wait
patiently for you in the
car while you play
sports.
(5) When your beer goes
flat, you toss it out.
(6) Beer is never late.
(7) Hangovers go away.
(8) A beer doesn’t get
jealous when you grab
another beer.
(9) Beer labels come off
without a fight.
(10) When you go to a bar you can always
pick up a beer.
(11) Beer never has a headache.
(12) After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is
still worth 5 cents.
(13) A beer won’t get upset if you
come home with beer on your
breath.
(14) If you pour a beer right, you’ ll
always get good head.
(15) You can have more than one
beer a night and not feel guilty.
(16) A beer always goes down
easy.
(17) You can share a beer with your
friends.
(18) You always know if you’re the
first one to pop a beer.
(19) A beer is always wet.
(20) Beer doesn’t demand equality.
(21) You can have a beer in public.
(22) A beer doesn’t care when you
come.
(23) A beer is supposed to be
   frigid.
(24) You don’t have to wash a beer before
it tastes good.
ONE SMALL POINT IN FAVOR OF WOMEN:
You don’t have to be 21 to enjoy a woman.
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