10 ways you know you are a Geek
10. When filling out your driver’s license
application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates
what their sign is, instead your line is
“Hi, what’s your URL?”
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your
spouse sends e-mail.
7. You’re amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake,
“finger” them to find out how they are, and
“AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to
you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win
every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as
“my lady@home.wife” and refer to your
children as “client applications.”
3. At social functions you introduce your
husband as “my domain server.”
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you
blurt out, “I feel so colon-right parentheses!”
1. Two Words: “Pizza’s Here!”
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