Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

    Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 

    10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.
    9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
    8. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
    7. Fat clothes.
    6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge
    sundae make a balanced lunch.
    5. Discovering a designer dress on
    the clearance rack can be considered
    a peak life experience.
    4. Crying can be fun.
    3. A good man might be hard to find,
    but a good hairdresser is next to
    impossible.
    2. Why a phone call between two
    women never lasts under ten minutes.
    1. Other women!

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    SOMETIMES

    Sometimes...
    when you cry...
    no one sees your tears.
    Sometimes....
    when you are in pain...
    no one sees your hurt.
    Sometimes...
    when you are worried...
    no one sees your stress.
    Sometimes...
    when you are happy...
    no one sees your smile.
    But FART!! Just ONE time...
    And everybody knows!


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