Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
8. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
7. Fat clothes.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge
sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on
the clearance rack can be considered
a peak life experience.
4. Crying can be fun.
3. A good man might be hard to find,
but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two
women never lasts under ten minutes.
1. Other women!
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SOMETIMES
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes....
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.
But FART!! Just ONE time...
And everybody knows!
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes....
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.
But FART!! Just ONE time...
And everybody knows!
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