The Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn
to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of
the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough
slack to raise her leg. She tried to take
the step, only to discover that she
couldn’t.
So, a little more embarrassed, she
once again reached behind her to unzip
her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her surprise, she
could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again
was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be samaritan and yelled, “How
dare you touch my body! I don’t even
know who you are!”
The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well,
ma’am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda’ figured we were friends.”
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